Funny Crystal Tombstone – Here Lies My Last F**k | Sassy Gift | Natural Gemstone

✨💀 Crystal Tombstone Carvings – “Here Lies My Last Fk” –
  Humour, Sass & Sparkly Attitude 💀✨
Add a wicked sense of humour to your crystal collection with these hilarious “Here Lies My Last Fk” tombstone carvings. Perfect for anyone who’s officially out of patience, out of energy, or simply done with the nonsense, these cheeky little stones blend gorgeous natural crystal with the purest form of fed-up sass. Whether you display one on your desk, pop it on your altar, or give it as a gift to that friend who really needs a laugh, these pieces bring the perfect mix of sparkle, attitude and zero apologies.
Each tombstone is carved from natural gemstone and polished to show off its unique colours and patterns. With twelve different crystal varieties available, every piece has its own personality, charm and energy — but the message stays the same: you’re fresh out of f**ks, and honestly, it feels pretty great. These make brilliant gifts for coworkers, crystal lovers, stressed parents, students, or anyone who appreciates a bit of sarcastic, witchy, meme-worthy humour.
At £8.99 they’re an affordable little treat for yourself or a hilarious surprise for someone special. Whether you’re collecting them, gifting them, or using them to send a very clear message to the universe, these mini tombstones are guaranteed to bring a smile and a spark of rebellion to any space.
 
🌍 Product Details
This listing features a carved crystal tombstone with the engraved phrase “Here Lies My Last F**k”, intuitively selected from a variety of natural stones including Green Aventurine, Serpentine, Moss Agate, Yooperlite, Larvikite, Que Sera, Sodalite, White Jade, Green Jade, Black Obsidian, Mahogany Obsidian and Labradorite. Each piece is completely unique, beautifully carved and ready to display.
 
⚠️ Disclaimer: Natural crystals vary in colour and pattern. These carvings are intended for novelty and decorative use.