Goth Mum Black Tote Bag Alternative Reusable Shopping Handbag Gift

🖤🕷️ Goth Mum Tote Bag – Brand New with Tags 🕷️🖤
Because being a mum doesn’t mean you can’t be dark, deadpan, and drop-dead stylish. The Goth Mum Tote Bag is here for all your everyday hauls—whether it’s school runs, spooky errands, or just carrying snacks and sass. Designed for those who parent with eyeliner sharp enough to kill and a wardrobe as black as their coffee.
🦇 Product Features
– Striking “Goth Mum” slogan in bold gothic font – unapologetically you
– Brand new with tags – perfect for gifting or treating your wonderfully witchy self
– Measures approx. 17" x 14" – roomy enough for nappies, spell books, or both
– Reinforced handles – because carrying the weight of motherhood and existential dread takes strength
– A must-have for alt mums, spooky souls, or anyone raising the next generation with edge and attitude
🖤 Why You’ll Love It
This isn’t just a tote – it’s a vibe, a statement, and a badge of honour. Whether you’re a baby bat or a seasoned spooky mama, this bag tells the world that motherhood doesn’t have to come in beige. It’s stylish, sturdy, and unapologetically alternative – just like you.
 
⚠️ Disclaimer: Carrying this tote may cause knowing nods from fellow goths, compliments at the school gate, and the sudden urge to play Bauhaus in the school run lane. 🕸️🖤